Tuesday, August 04, 2009

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lols..here is some thing funny my friend told me..LOLS.


why chinese should not have christian names

Ann Chang = "Dirty" as in mandarin
Anne Chin = "Keep quiet" as in mandarin
Faye Chen = "Dust" as in mandarin
Carl Cheng = "Arse/buttock" as in Hokkien
Monica Cheng = "Touch your arse" as in Hokkien
Lucy Leow = "You are dead" as in Hokkien
Jane Tan = "Fry eggs" as in mandarin
Suzie Leow = "Lost until dead" as in Hokkien
Paul Chan = "Bankrupt" as in cantonese/mandarin
Nelson Tan = "Bird lay eggs" as in mandarin
Leslie Tong = "Rubbish bin" as in mandarin
Carmen Teng = "Legs hair long" as in Hokkien
Rosie Teng = "Screws & nails" as in Hokkien
Pete Tsai = "Nose pookie" as in Hokkien


Lousi Kok = "Lousy cock"
Steve Kok = "Stiff cock"
Harry Kok = "Hairy cock"
Annie Kok = "Any cock"


Robert Khaw = "Carrot cake" as in Mandarin
Michael Tan = "Sell chicken eggs" as in Cantonese
Maia Tan = "Sell duck eggs" as in Mandarin
Simon Chai = "Dead baby mosquitoe" as in Cantonese"



ahahha..hope you guys have some laugh in this


黑夜

.its.so.colourful.and.beautiful.at.11:29 PM