Saturday, February 02, 2008

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THIS...WAS WHAT MY COUSIN LIANG HAO WROTE..
rofl...i was practically dying of laughter..

ENJOY~



20 things to do to piss parents off

1. the usuals. smoke, tattoos, piercings.

2. wear all black for the coming Chinese Lunar New Year.
> tips : give apples instead of oranges

3. Spray paint your room AND your door.
> tips : paint ur room black and your door BRIGHT RED. [its ugly]

4. Have sex and get that girl pregnant.
> tips : if this fails to piss them off, try raping instead of consensual sex.

5. Be rude to every single adult related to them.
> tips : inclusive of their boss who may call or colleagues

6. Buy frogs home and keep them as pets
> tips : name the frogs after them

7. Play mute to them. for a week.
> tips : respond to them, just with actions. they'll get irritated i swear.

8. Get dead drunk. On a Sunday morning.
> tips : get drunk on the new year beer supplies

9. Argue back with them, smiling.

10. Stay out of sight for a whole week.
> tips : bunk in with a friend or just lock urself in the room when u get home.

11. Bring home different girls every night.
> tips : if it fails, bring guys instead. lol.

12. Download pornography on to the family computer.
> tips : make it noticed. so for starters, put some animal porn as background.

13. Go on hunger strike when everyone's having reunion dinner.

14. Flirt with every female in ur family, yes, aunts, and grandmas too.
> tips : try the guys too. LOL. yucks

15. offer to iron their clothes for them and after that, burn a hole in it.
> tips : say "opps sorry" with "sincerity' or sarcasm

16. quit JC and go apply for poly at the last minute.

17. Offer to mop the floor and when doing it, take a bucket of water, and splash it on the floor, and slide around in the water [like skiing with knees]
> tips : say "its mopping right?"

18. Show them the pictures of 20 guys and 20 girls. and go "pick one for me to go out with. i dont know which is more fun"

19. Tell them Aj is my damn hot bf.
> and i intend to visit him when i'm rich enough and when i'm old enough.

20. Blog about this and let them read, it'll so set them off.
> tips : if u dont have a blog, just simply read it to them

kaes.
thats about it.
=]
tell me what u want me to make a list of.
and i will try my utmost best to do it.

lianghao

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